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tabassum 

someone with a rare beauty and unspeakable kindness; someone who puts others before herself, a kind and gentle spirit
a beautiful soul with the power to give others wings
Tabassum is just one of the most amazing people I've met in my life!
tabassum by umbcKid October 27, 2007

Tabassum 

Tabassum is a beauty. One that’s of many talents but never realises her true potential. She tries her hardest in everything she does. She’s got an amazing body and is extremely kind and sarcastic. Roast her one and she’ll put you down with a one-liner. She’s the best person to have and everyone would want to have a Tabassum in their life. I love you baba
“Hey Tabassum”
“Heyy”
“What’re you eating”
“Well I’m Tabassum, of course I’m having chocolate”
Tabassum by Liara9910 November 28, 2019
1. condiment of the Gods founded in New Iberia, produced on Avery Island; hot pepper sauce in multiple flavors.
I like tabasco on my eggs.
Tabasco by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Tabasco Screamer 

A fun trick to play on a girlfriend.
You place a small drop of Tabasco on your tongue and then proceed to lick her out, causing her to scream like crazy
Mark: So, Me and Jen were messing around last night, and I gave her the Ol' Tabasco Screamer
Steve: OMG! how'd that go?
Mark: She cried
Tabasco Screamer by Luke.The.Fool August 31, 2010

Tabassoum 

A person who puts her loved ones above herself, someone who loves unconditionally, someone who is caring, supportive, gentle but can also be feisty, intelligent, incredibly sarcastic, kind, cute

and someone wiith an incredible music taste and also a sense of humor that iis rare to come by, someone who knows boundaries but can also be surprisingly naughty hehe, shes an amazing balance of everything positive someone could say about a person, you'll know once you meet a Tabassoum, and if she loves you, cherish her and wiife her immediately because you'll ever need anything else, she's the complete package, love her and care for her. She is a blessing to have and deserves unconditional love and support. You are lucky to have a Tabassoum by your side. There's only 1 Tabassoum in your lifetime, iif you see them never let them go because shes a diamond in a sea of coal, she's a gem. She's an incredible role model and someone to truly admire, someone who you can grow with and have a successful future with, someone who understands and is able too support you no matter the differences. An incredible personality that you would only see once in your life with an incredibly gorgeous body and face making her not only beautiful inside but outside álso.

Tabassoum is euphoria.

I love you sweetpea.

~B
"Hey did you see Tabassoum today?"
"Yeah she made my day"

"Yo bro did you see how pretty she is??"
"Hell yeah, shes so cute my dude"
Tabassoum by bambi_445 December 10, 2020

The Tabasco Fiasco 

The act of using two condoms to "Double bag" while applying a layer of Tabasco sauce between the two condoms.

When you hear the other person screaming, you know the outside condom broke.
Joe> Last night I hooked up with someone so scanky I had to double-bag it.

Steve> Hey! You know double-bagging it isn't safe! The condoms rubbing together create friction and are likely to break!

Joe> I know. That why I use this. *holds up Tabasco sauce*

Steve> What's that for?

Joe> Why the Tabasco Fiasco of course!

Steve> You're a fucking idiot.
The Tabasco Fiasco by lilmookie September 25, 2010
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