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Buy me I typed bottle of enchanting!
typed by #Leonardo The Vinci September 30, 2019
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A word used to describe someones type (the person they like) in a degrading way or calling someone a lost cause. It can be used in place of the word dead ass (when someone is a lazy, umemployed, stupid and they sit around playing games all day)
Man 1: look at this girl shes so hot (girl is not hot)
Man 2: your typed.

Man 1: i failed all my classes
Man 2: your typed
Typed by Sebrome December 28, 2024

typed averballywrong 

When you misspeak to the point of speaking absolute gibberish.
Jesse was so nervous during his speech, yesterday, he typed averballywrong!

typed out loud 

the moment you realise that you have sent an instant message to someone saying something personal or private that should never have been told
i didnt mean to send that to you, i must have typed out loud
typed out loud by Kittsy August 19, 2010

typed in 

Typing information into an area reserved for this purpose.
Let's chat when I'm done having typed in.
typed in by Hercolena Oliver October 20, 2008

typed up 

Lots of energy but tired at the same time
Ik it’s late but I’m typed up
typed up by Logan tibbs August 9, 2021

i typed this with my nose 

You're not special. I've done it too.
You: I typed this with my nose.
Me: I don't care.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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