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Tismatic 

To describe someone utterly stupid; might be slightly offensive
You heard Timmy was at the lockdown protests?
I know right, kid's mad tismatic!
Tismatic by Oloystuff April 27, 2020
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TVism • Tism • Tvisha • Tism Rizz • Tism attack • TISMO • tvis • Twism • Thismorning • Tismatic
Tvisha is a beautiful girl who often denies it. She is almost always happy and extremely honest. Sometimes, too honest. She is very brave in her own way and genuinely cares for her friends. She can sometimes be boy crazy but that doesn't stop her from being a good friend. Tvisha is a great person and though she might hate on you sometimes, she will forgive you if you ask with sincerity. She will be someone you never forget.
Tvisha grabbed my arm. "You were about to bump into him."

"Oh, thanks!"
Tvisha by themeowboss October 25, 2018
Tsismis comes from the Spanish word chismes / Chisme, which means gossip that been adopted by Filipinos
Filipino: Ang hilig mo talga sa tsismis.

English: You really like to listen to gossip.
Tsismis by Vabe Tellurion December 19, 2022
A beautiful girl who is smart, kind, and friendly. She treats other people with respect, and hates being an enemy. However, she does defend herself when in times of need. She has many friends and one of her great qualities is honesty. She is brave and has many friends. By definition Tvishi means brilliance, so she will become a person you will never forget.
"Oh look it's Tvishi!" "She is the smartest person I ever met."
tvishi by craftygirl101 April 17, 2019
TV Scooter Moron: A twenty-something poker player who learned to play poker by watching it on TV and playing microlimits on the internet. A TVSM can be identified in the wild by his age, cocky, obnoxious demeanour, backwards Full Tilt baseball cap, his white sateen Pokerstars track suit, and his affinity for shoving all-in at the drop of a hat.
Look at that TVSM playing 1-2 NLHE. Let's sit in and take all his money.
TVSM by Cardrack August 26, 2010
That random ass hoe Joe (Joehoe) is hardcore tism with his grapefruit lookin ass
Tism by Seeeee the future March 15, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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