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TV Scooter Moron: A twenty-something poker player who learned to play poker by watching it on TV and playing microlimits on the internet. A TVSM can be identified in the wild by his age, cocky, obnoxious demeanour, backwards Full Tilt baseball cap, his white sateen Pokerstars track suit, and his affinity for shoving all-in at the drop of a hat.
Look at that TVSM playing 1-2 NLHE. Let's sit in and take all his money.
TVSM by Cardrack August 26, 2010
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like the best person out there, they love to read my stories about my life and they make the best content evea like bae if u seeing this ilysm :3
tvsm.x is also known as my bae forevea <3
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very sexy and super popular person!! they r very weird but that’s otay because they match my energy!! :3
“have you heard of tvsm.x on tiktok i have a crush!! big crush!!”
“UGH how dare you!! he is MY crush because he is cute and sexy!! not yours!!”
*they both fight and shart on eachother*
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