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a female who's face and body language resembles a turtle.

"Look theres Turts!"
"AWW You had sex with Turts!"
"StephanieMyatt"
Turts by NPSS February 15, 2009
Words you can keep
Something that tickles and hurts - to the same degree - at the same time.
Ahhh stop touching me there. That turts!
Turts by Georazz October 3, 2010
Tickles and hurts at the same time
Stop tickling me!!! *Hahahaha* Oww! Ahhh! Stop, it turts!!!
Turts by OciferSven December 31, 2014
The plural for turtles preferably baby turtles. The turtle that knows run to big blue open area after come out of small home.
Friend: Hey man you see those Turts over there.
You: Yeah that’s a lot of Turts
Turts by Sneky June 3, 2022

Crushing Turts

Doing awesome in life and or reaching your full potential in an activity

Also a way to pick up at the end of a night
"How was your day"
Crushing turts bruh like always 💪

"Hey Monica wanna go back to mine and crush a turt"

turtles/turts 

Slang used in Hawai'i regarding time.

1:turtles (1:30)
2:turtles (2:30)
3:turtles (3:30)
etc.

You can also just use the short term and say "turts"

*only to replace thirty*
BILLY: brah, what time you start work today
JEAN: 9 turtles

either turtles/turts could be used

turds to all 

'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..
"Y'all be good; turds to all."
turds to all by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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