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quite literally the alt meaning of GOAT

yooo you seen Turtsie? nah I've seen no GOAT's lately

turtsie by Garudunkle September 12, 2023

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Turtise

Combination of the words turtle and tortoise, commonly used as an insult. No actual meaning.

"You're a turtise"
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO

Turtise by Luke Dobney March 13, 2008

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turnsies

When you're playing a video game and you reach a level that is too hard, so you have someone else beat it for you and they get into it so much, to the point where they won't give you the controller back, and you have to remind them that you're taking turns by saying "turnsies."

After Joe wouldn't give me the controller back from beating the hardest level in the game, I had to remind him we were taking turns by saying turnsies .

turnsies by jxw360 July 16, 2016

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Tutsie

A slang term used by Italians when referring to black people.

Father: Keep an eye on that tutsie over there. He looks like he's up to no good. Son: Awe dad .....you say that about all black people. You are a racist and I hate that!

Tutsie by JoeyBomm March 23, 2020

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tartsies0

An amazing tiktoker 😍Has a venti profile picture

Have you heard of the famous tartsies0?

tartsies0 by tigeremojigrr February 15, 2022

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turtsberry

Blowing a raspberry on a penis (which then turtles away).

“How did you like your turtsberry?”

turtsberry by anonymous June 17, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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