A disease that makes you
like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to
men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in
music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No
dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.