TPOTA 

Totally part of the Action.

- Atti: Dan is MIA.
- Dan: Maybe, I'm but at least of not TPOTA like you all day long. There is a life behind this action.

TPOTA by mahasamatman February 21, 2011

Total Bullshit

A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.

Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!

Total Bullshit by Smedley Schmedley November 27, 2016

total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

total scrotal implosion by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

Total Nigger

100% Nigger. A person of the black persuasion who exhibits a large number of the stereotypical nigger traits; such as lazy, unemployed, dumb, broke, likes fried chicken, etc, etc.

That Tyrone is a Total Nigger.

Total Nigger by Chipspew November 18, 2014

total drama all stars 

the worst season of total drama where they completely derailed all the characters and made it their worst season yet

“dude did you watch total drama all stars”

“yeah it sucked how they changed gwen and duncan’s character”

total drama all stars by urmomisbomb.com March 14, 2021

Total Eclipsing 

The act of placing one of your ass cheeks firmly into the ass crack of another person and vice versa. Both parties must press as hard as they can, and complete the total eclipse. WARNING: THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE! DO NOT FART!

My wife and I have never been that good at cuddling until we started Total Eclipsing.

That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!

It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.

She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?

ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!

Total Eclipsing by DMonkage May 14, 2014