TPIPES
One who is thou piping lord and savior. One who thou pipes hella baddies at an exceptional level only the elite of elite can accomplish. Legend has it only one remains in the world today and lives in central New Jersey. Iconic mythological creature that compares to the New Jersey Devil. He uses thou piping ability to lure members of the opposite sex to his pipedom. We can only hope one day he is found.
TPIPES HAS REACHED THE SUMMIT OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE HIGHEST ECHELON OF THE PIPING KINGDOM AS PIPE LORD.
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In the name of the T, and of the Pipes, and of the Holy TPipes:
LORD TPIPES has battled through trials and tribulations of doubt. Lord grasps his proverbial sword and slays the Blufieldnimius Dragon of Despair.
When I need strength I turn to Lord TPipes. When I need hope I turn to Lord TPipes.
I am powerless without the body of TPipes.
I exist through the spirit of TPipes.
*halo 3 music plays in the background*
In the name of the T, and of the Pipes, and of the Holy TPipes:
LORD TPIPES has battled through trials and tribulations of doubt. Lord grasps his proverbial sword and slays the Blufieldnimius Dragon of Despair.
When I need strength I turn to Lord TPipes. When I need hope I turn to Lord TPipes.
I am powerless without the body of TPipes.
I exist through the spirit of TPipes.
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