t-pipe 

A pipe used for vaporizing and smoking theobromine, which, when used this way, is psychoactive.

While his friends did tempt him with marijuana, James decided to stick with his t-pipe.

t-pipe by __chase May 26, 2020

Don't fight the pipe 

Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.

"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."

Don't fight the pipe by Silky Johnson December 23, 2005

Don't fight the pipe 

1. What I say to hoes or bitches, right before I turn 'em into my crack slaves and pimp 'em out for a tidy profit.

2. A line from a poem by Maya Angelou about Mayor Marion Barry (from the Chris Rock Show).

3. The sentiment behind Denzel Washington's forcing of Ethan Hawke to smoke some ill shit in Training Day.

1. "Don't fight the pipe biyatch. Don't fight the fuckin' pipe or I'll break my annihalator-Gator off in yo' fat ass! ... That's it, now get in the car ho."

2. "Hey Mr. Crack Rock
Mayor Crack Rock
You like the pipe
Don't fight the pipe
Mayor Crack Rock"

3. "If you don't smoke this nigga we have a problem!"

Don't fight the pipe by Silky Johnson December 9, 2005

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone 

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.

Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone by jaybee173 December 7, 2011

TPIPES 

One who is thou piping lord and savior. One who thou pipes hella baddies at an exceptional level only the elite of elite can accomplish. Legend has it only one remains in the world today and lives in central New Jersey. Iconic mythological creature that compares to the New Jersey Devil. He uses thou piping ability to lure members of the opposite sex to his pipedom. We can only hope one day he is found.

TPIPES HAS REACHED THE SUMMIT OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE HIGHEST ECHELON OF THE PIPING KINGDOM AS PIPE LORD.

*halo 3 music plays in the background*

In the name of the T, and of the Pipes, and of the Holy TPipes:

LORD TPIPES has battled through trials and tribulations of doubt. Lord grasps his proverbial sword and slays the Blufieldnimius Dragon of Despair.

When I need strength I turn to Lord TPipes. When I need hope I turn to Lord TPipes.
I am powerless without the body of TPipes.
I exist through the spirit of TPipes.

TPIPES by Laco! June 21, 2023