A person who trys to get something out of others for nothing in return; pimp
"Dude, Look at you with your ho's, you're such a toucha"
by Emzza October 1, 2008
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touchas is butt in yiddish and mullet means business in the front, party in the back now we have to look at the human body and go to the butt area.
it is when you have hair all around your asshole and can be very long, curly, or wavy. it is very long, over 6 inches long.
her touchas mullet was so long that i braided it with beads and made her buttlocks!

his touchas mullet was so hairy and curly i could have cut it off and made a wig.

everytime i fart my touchas mullet waves like a flag in the wind
by chill311 August 24, 2009
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this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...
i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
by roocuckoo August 20, 2009
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A crime punishable by death in multiple countries including Italy. This as an act on the most ruthless of criminals commit.
Oh no somebody toucha my spaghet.
by deadly Mexican January 16, 2018
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A cool fresh meme from 2018 which originated from an old cartoon of Goldilocks and the three bears. The meme centres around the daddo bear as he says “Somebody toucha ma spaghett!”
Hey have you heard that meme “Somebody toucha ma spaghett”
It is well funny like Logan Neistat
by Some loganger January 10, 2018
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