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Totosexual 

Meaning attracted sexualy to men, women, dogs, cats, plants, fish, giraffes, elephants, turkeys, and every living thing.
Jeff: That new guy jed is a weirdo.
Derek: Is he gay or something?
Jeff: No he's totosexual.
Derek: Woah.

Jeff: Yea he's married to a whale.

Derek: Is that legal?!
Totosexual by Frog Grog December 14, 2009
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TotoSilk 

TotoSilk Family is a community consisting of Twitch streamers and viewers. TotoSilkFamily also known as TSF was founded by WandererSilk and DrDToto.
Join TotoSilk a community where everyone supports each other!
TotoSilk by WandererSilk September 13, 2020
the coolest account on tiktok (REAL!!) that only speaks facts and is really funny
have you heard of totszs?
no, who's that?
the person that's doing ur mom
totszs by kieeler July 3, 2021
1. (n.) Some sort of chip or taquito.
2. (n.) A 7 year old child.
1. Listen, I've got PMS and I need some Tostos.
2. I miss Tostos. :-(
Tostos by Mia Choffin March 23, 2008
Totosi is commonly known as a nickname to certain people who have names relating to the subject. This persone is usually funny, a good friend, and has his/her moments. Sometimes this person can be roudy andannoying, but you know that they will always be there.
Anna: Hay Totosi!

Tora: Hay Baby Nuh! Lets go to the mall!
Totosi by Anna [baby nuh!] January 24, 2009
Did you see the totssf announcement? Bullshit how ng isn't in it
Totssf by Dubszn April 17, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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