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Too high 

A derogatory term used to describe an Asian person trying to buy a car or some other large ticket item. They always say “too high” when a sales person tells them the price, no matter how low the price actually is.
Salesman 1: Hey, some Too Highs just walked in the front door.

Salesman 2: I'm not going to help them. They will just waste hours of my time too highin' me.
Too high by FINDIR February 20, 2009
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too high 

being really retarded stupid high because you smoked a lot of weed
Hey man i would drive home but im too high so fuck it im crashing here.
too high by Jesus Dirka-Lirka June 11, 2006

Too High To Qualify

An arid pass in football, usually high.
And it looks like Carson Palmer's pass was too high to qualify, 4th down.
Too High To Qualify by TheBear311 December 30, 2007

Too high to see 

When you smoke so much weed you are trippy af and no one knows what you are doing.
Snoop Dogg: Wibwubwibwub
Person: he is too high to see
Too high to see by Matty Gam3r August 24, 2017

too high to riot 

A state of being unbothered or lazy about a particular issue
Tim: why didn't you speak up while TJ was calling false fouls

John: Nah G at the time I was just too high to riot
too high to riot by Born-Sinner February 5, 2018

Gas is too high 

A statement that, while containing some truth, can be used as an excuse for virtually anything.
Person 1: You just cut that guy off and ran a red light!

Person 2: Gas is too high.

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Wife: You were supposed to take me out to dinner today, but instead you're sitting there watching TV! Did you forget it was our anniversary?

Husband: Oh, erm... Gas is too high.

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Guy 1: Dude, why did you drop out?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...

Guy 1: Instead of sitting there and playing RPGs all day, why don't you go out and meet a member of the opposite sex so you don't end up a virgin for life?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...

Icarus Flew Too High 

When one lays a brown egg in their pantaloons having basked in the pleasing pressure of an impending bowel movement too long.
Stephen is known to wear three pairs of undergarments because Icarus flew too high while he was grunting and groaning at work.
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