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An expression of entitlement usually used by government employees who think you should be grateful that they provide a service you don't want which is funded by stolen money. An acronym for 'Thank Me For My Service.'
"I just got back from a tour of duty occupying another country in order to further a corporate agenda. You should tmfms by buying me a drink."
tmfms by WWWJWD May 15, 2016
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TMFM is "Touch me Fuck me." Refers to a set of flashy stiletto high heel shoes worn by woman that gain the attention of eligible parties.
"Check out the TMFMs, I'm hitting on her tonight."

"I'm taking someone home tonight. Time to put on the TMFMs."
TMFMs by NPole September 10, 2009
Related Words
TMFMs • Tmfsotw • TMFSU • tmmsihtiwtemp • TMMSOTI • tfm • tmm • TMF Syndrome • tmf
That made me smile, a more truthful version of acronyms such as lol, lmao, and rofl.
Dave: I am awesome at getting pissed!
Tom: tmms, you are such a tard!
tmms by TomatoPoo January 1, 2008
That made me smile.
(For use in text.)
Tyler: U look good as hell!
Kristina: TMMS
tmms by Tyler(#1) October 15, 2007
Damn. TMFS. It is way too long. Karen is talking too much.
TMFS by phdeed2015 February 7, 2021
Oh. my. god. im about to tmfsotw!
Tmfsotw by Cabbages are cool October 19, 2019
Oh. my. god. im about to tmfsotw!
Tmfsotw by Cabbages are cool October 19, 2019
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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