tmfms

An expression of entitlement usually used by government employees who think you should be grateful that they provide a service you don't want which is funded by stolen money. An acronym for 'Thank Me For My Service.'

"I just got back from a tour of duty occupying another country in order to further a corporate agenda. You should tmfms by buying me a drink."

by WWWJWD May 15, 2016

TMFMs

TMFM is "Touch me Fuck me." Refers to a set of flashy stiletto high heel shoes worn by woman that gain the attention of eligible parties.

"Check out the TMFMs, I'm hitting on her tonight."

"I'm taking someone home tonight. Time to put on the TMFMs."

by NPole September 10, 2009

tmms

That made me smile, a more truthful version of acronyms such as lol, lmao, and rofl.

Dave: I am awesome at getting pissed!
Tom: tmms, you are such a tard!

by TomatoPoo January 1, 2008

tmms

That made me smile.
(For use in text.)

Tyler: U look good as hell!
Kristina: TMMS

by Tyler(#1) October 15, 2007

TMFS

This Meeting Fucking Sucks

Damn. TMFS. It is way too long. Karen is talking too much.

by phdeed2015 February 7, 2021

Tmfsotw

Throw my fucking son out the window

Oh. my. god. im about to tmfsotw!

by Cabbages are cool October 19, 2019

Tmfsotw

Throw my fucking son out the window

Oh. my. god. im about to tmfsotw!

by Cabbages are cool October 19, 2019