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An expression of entitlement usually used by government employees who think you should be grateful that they provide a service you don't want which is funded by stolen money. An acronym for 'Thank Me For My Service.'
"I just got back from a tour of duty occupying another country in order to further a corporate agenda. You should tmfms by buying me a drink."
tmfms by WWWJWD May 15, 2016
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TMFM is "Touch me Fuck me." Refers to a set of flashy stiletto high heel shoes worn by woman that gain the attention of eligible parties.
"Check out the TMFMs, I'm hitting on her tonight."

"I'm taking someone home tonight. Time to put on the TMFMs."
TMFMs by NPole September 10, 2009
Related Words
TMFMs Tmfsotw TMFSU tmmsihtiwtemp TMMSOTI tfm tmm TMF Syndrome tmf
That made me smile, a more truthful version of acronyms such as lol, lmao, and rofl.
Dave: I am awesome at getting pissed!
Tom: tmms, you are such a tard!
tmms by TomatoPoo January 1, 2008
That made me smile.
(For use in text.)
Tyler: U look good as hell!
Kristina: TMMS
tmms by Tyler(#1) October 15, 2007
Damn. TMFS. It is way too long. Karen is talking too much.
TMFS by phdeed2015 February 7, 2021
Oh. my. god. im about to tmfsotw!
Tmfsotw by Cabbages are cool October 19, 2019
Oh. my. god. im about to tmfsotw!
Tmfsotw by Cabbages are cool October 19, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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