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THUNDERPUNCH 

Attack characteristic of Hitmonchan in the original Pokemon Game Boy versions. Sometimes causes paralysis.
Don't use THUNDERPUNCH you fucking retard, it's not very effective agains fire pokemon!
THUNDERPUNCH by pleasur November 8, 2008
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Thunderpunch 

The Thunderpunch is performed by screwing a dame from behind doggystyle, then exactly at the point of orgasm, you pull out from the dirty lil concubine, and with all your might, you uppercut her right in the box, while spraying your man goo all over the place.....then in your best AC/DC "Thunderstruck" voice you must yell,....." You've Been THUNDERPUNCHED!!!...huuugghhh!!!!"
" I thunderpunched that broad so hard I broke her pelvis and my fist was sore for a week..."
Thunderpunch by KarenLess November 20, 2004

THUNDERPUNCH 

Thunderpunch v.-
To use sheer manpower, rather than experience, in order to successfully perform a complicated or difficult task.

To use an excess amount of force to complete an athletic task.
John thunderpunched the javelin further than all the opposing team's regular throwers.

Despite having never kick boxed in his life, Asante still managed to own his opponent through hefty thunderpunching.

When Danny Luperone thunderpunched the hurdle, it exploded.
THUNDERPUNCH by Chad Michaels July 26, 2007

ThunderPunch 

When your engaging in sexual intercourse with two twins and you slap them both with one swipe then they take a dump untill you hit them enough so they start to bleed
"YO i was with these two bitch ass twins and i had to thunderpunch them and they made a mess of my couch"
ThunderPunch by Daddy Thunder April 14, 2003

Backalley Thunderpunch

1.Vicious Backalley Rape (Billie Holiday Style)

2. A Cocktail consisting one part gin and one part lemonade

3. Fake move Pokemon Electabuzz learns at level 103
1. Betty: I was Backalley Thunderpunched an hour ago!

Cop: Describe the size and shape.

Betty: It was by another woman, she was singing as it happened. I think she called herself Lady Day

2. "Damn! This tastes great! What is it?"

"It's Backalley Thunderpunch of course! You'll be smashed in under an hour!"

3. "Wait, the forums lied to me! They said Electabuzz learns Backalley Thunderpunch at level 103!"

Thunder Punch 

Thunder Punch: A drink created by the group Rolling Thunder, red in color and sweet, has been known to cause a variety of side effects mostly ending in lots of sex,
Warning do not attempt to consume Thunder Punch in a glass bottom Tankard, has been known to eat away the cement holding said glass and cause bottom of tankard to drop out. do not spill Thunder Punch on ANYTHING unless it to is red in color for items will become stained blood red forever, search for Society for Creative Anachronism
savored and enjoyed during SCA War. nothing is better than a full tankard of Thunder Punch wile sitting around a Campfire wile watching Half or full naked dancing women to the heart beat of Thunder Drums echoing through the night.
Thunder Punch by A Thunder Brother November 28, 2012

thunderpuck 

n - 1. Hockey forums, populated by the insane, moderated by the overly violent, and loved by many.

2. A place where everyone knows your name, and curses it openly.

3. Where flames come from.

4. A place you do not wish to anger.
I thought thunderpuck was a good place, until someone pm'd me tubgirl, hijacked my thread, and called me a leafie.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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