Thunderpunt

When you punt someone or something 40 yards and up

Tyler thunderpunted the baby

by Djenxisnwjdb282bdue June 7, 2024

Thundercunting

1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.

1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"

by 1rexie July 26, 2023

Cockwombling thundercunt

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.

Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020

Thundercunt

Absolutely slamming or throwing something into something else with great force, most often a wall.

"My buddy Eric thundercunted his hamster into a wall after losing four ranked League of Legends matches"

"My mom grounded me for four weeks after I repeatedly thundercunted my brother into the table for playing on my Xbox"

by Vassal of Merlok the Dark August 9, 2023

Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.

Holy Shit mate, you're a fucking thundercunt!

by Pete Sahut August 8, 2011

thundercuntasaurus rex

see also: thundercunt, cuntasaurus rex.

a cunt of the highest order

see your man over there?
yeah...
he's a fucking thundercuntasaurus rex

by jamrags89 January 17, 2011

Thundercuntasaurus

(n) a highly insensitive selfish troll-like creature that can't see past her own gut roll, she often marries men who can't stand up for themselves. When spotted, you can witness them start drama with any living being, friend or foe. Proceed with caution, can often be distracted by any Hostess product.

That thundercuntasaurus Kyla needs to shut her damn mouth.

by Crazypixie March 23, 2010