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the Water spout 

using a hose you push water into the woman's Vagina and then quickly stuff your penis in as you pull out the hose, proceed to have intercorse, after you cum you pull out and watch the water flow.
man my girl was in the back yard watering the plants, but i took the hose and gave her the water spout
the Water spout by MasterDarc February 9, 2010

The Water Ballon 

The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!
Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon
The Water Ballon by ChangoUnchained December 2, 2013

the water bottle

A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.
She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.

The water is in the lint trap 

Code for when some serious shit's about to go down
Hey man can you hear me? The water is in the lint trap, I repeat the water is in the lint trap get the fuck outta there!

The Water Hose

You perform the water hose when you drink while taking a piss, therefore pulling water from a source and giving it as well.
Dammit Makenzieleigh, thank you so much for this camelback, I'm so hyrdrated I can do the water hose on the go.
The Water Hose by isaboble August 8, 2022

the water god 

Sam Parsons. (Posiedon) Really really really (x a million) hot guy!
Sam Parsons is so hot and he swims!
the water god by hmmmmm April 23, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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