the swan 

A reality show that accurately demonstrates traditional American life.

There is nothing more rock n' roll than frumpies undergoing plastic surgery too look acceptably generic.

the swan by Caffine Overdose April 19, 2004

the swan 

A competition to make women look more like an Asian character from Mad TV.

You plastic surgery person... you make-a me look-a like a man!

the swan by Alex Borstein April 25, 2004

the swan 

When your fucking a girl in the back, you grab her arms and pull them back but keep their arms straight. when you start tearing that up, they'll arch their back like a swan, and if your endowed like me, they'll even swoon like a swan.

I gave Connor's mom the swan last night and it was great!

the swan by Andy Peeps May 18, 2008

The Swan [Double Dragon] 

When two men use one arm each to fist a woman. The techiqnue requires one man to use his left arm and the other to use his right. Both fists are put back to back and pushed into the vagina, the idea is to seperate the two fists away from each other inside the woman so each arm resembles the neck of a swan.

"Come here you slag me and this cunt wanna give you the swan Double Dragon ,we'll leave you whistling when you walk"

The Swan [Double Dragon] by Liam & Liam January 15, 2009

i'm the swan queen! 

A statement of absolute power, usually uttered after you've just insulted someone else's lowly position. Used in the film Black Swan by Natalie Portman after her mother implies that she isn't ready to perform.

Also used to state that the speaker is about to morph from their mild mannered self into a crazed alter ego.

Friend 1: You're applying to Harvard? Are your SAT scores good enough for that?
Friend 2: I'M THE SWAN QUEEN!

i'm the swan queen! by the white swan December 26, 2010

swallow the swan

To perform felatio. To suck a penis.

Francine knows her way around a dick. That chick can play swallow the swan with me any time.

swallow the swan by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

dunk the swan 

aka "body shower"... wash your body, but not your hair.

"I just got my hair done, so I'm just going to dunk the swan... I'll be quick!"

"Shoot I'm late for class... I'll just dunk the swan!"

dunk the swan by fjjazticks July 9, 2009