The Lady

In hearts, the Queen of Spades.

Aw man, I just took the lady.

by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005

the lady

A male who pulls of all his clothes and tucks his penis and testicles between his legs to make himself look like he has a vagina!!!

Steven and Brad had to do the lady for initiation into our frat house!

by Brad Garrett October 27, 2007

'the Lady'

Term used by the general public to refer to a shop assistant of any size, shape, age or gender. Usually used by parents, this term is directed at children who have problems working out what do do with their about-to-be-purchased items, such as toys or sweets.

'I think the ladies would like to shut the shop now' (regardless of whether any men work there or not...)

'Give it to 'the Lady' and then she'll put it in a bag for you'

'That's right, give the money to the Lady'

by Sezza January 5, 2006

The Lady Payne

Fucking the fat rolls of a dead pig, and dipping the blood soaked dick in a bowl of maggots.

I was told that pharix enjoys doing The Lady Payne

by Gringer McCoffeCoal November 25, 2019

the lady doth protest too much

When somebody keeps denying something to the point where you start to think they actually did it

From Hamlet

"I never borrow your clothes. I have enough of my own clothes that I would never take from your closet... You would know if I borrowed them"

"the lady doth protest too much... Why would you be so passionately denying something you weren't accused of"

by Nobody9 November 10, 2013

The Lady of Rage

A really dope MC from the 90s. She was with Death Row and collabed with legends like Dre, Snoop, and Pac; know for extremely ill lyrics and a sick flow, when she's known at all. A truly great and underrated rapper. Her album
"Necessary Roughness" is a real classic.

me:Why the hell is there no definition for the Lady of Rage, and what the fuck is shopping cart rage??
random dude:Who?
me:You know, the legend from the 90's? Classic album necessary roughnesss? Collabed with Snoop and Pac?
random dude:You mean Wiz khalifa and Lil Wayne? cause they be gettin' bitches!
me:(turning off safety....BANGBANGBANG....BANG....)
Brian Williams:Tonight. A triple homicide and a sucide.... all at the hands of the same person....

by chronicallydope June 26, 2012

The Lady Gaga

Where you precisely jizz on your girlfriend's face in the shape of a lightning bolt

#1: Dude, I totally did the Lady Gaga on my girlfriend last night but I got all my jizz in her eye.

#2: Bummer

by frankatank117 June 6, 2011