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the kiss of poseidon 

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek
“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

the kiss of life 

The sex position where the girl sits on the boys shoulders and her pussy is in his face, then he starts licking and sucking her pussy
Sammy: “jack gave me the kiss of life last night”

Trinity: “Really I wish I could get the kiss of life!”
the kiss of life by Protoscan March 17, 2018

the kiss of death 

While in the act of kissing your partner you breathe in through your mouth sucking all the air from their lungs creating a panic state in fear of "death" while also arousing them.
(Girl) Was the the Kiss of Death?
(You)Yes it was.
(Girl)Do it again.

the kiss that keeps on kissing 

The kiss that keeps on kissing is also known as herpes.
Herpes. The kiss that keeps on kissing.

The kiss of Cyber Poseidon 

When your smartphone falls in the wc and Poseidon kiss your ass with a splash of water
Fuck, I get the Kiss of Cyber Poseidon during a match vs shit

The Kiss of Meth 

When two men spread there ass cheeks apart and forcibly press sphincter to sphincter. During this act one of the gentlemen will begin to flatulate filling the others bowels with his methane gas.
After William self-performed the Phantom fist he then proceeded to give his partner the kiss of Meth.
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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