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The Head
A mythical beast that stalks the streets of Sarnia, Ontario with his underwear in clear view for all to see. The Head's claim to fame is his legendary traps and lats. Although there is no documented Head sightings it continues to liveo n just like Bigfoot or the Lochness monster
Friend 1: Whoa what was that in the weight room?
Friend 2: Was it doing shrugs?
Friend 1: Yea it was.
Friend 2: WEll that my friend was THE HEAD
Friend 2: Was it doing shrugs?
Friend 1: Yea it was.
Friend 2: WEll that my friend was THE HEAD
The Head by HEADHUNTER69 April 14, 2010
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the head
The most powerful being in the universe. The head currently resides at ricktown college, where the head holds the position of the head of ricktown college.
person 1: father, have u seen the head recently?
person 2: yes father i saw the head on my head giving me head lastnight.. mmm :)
person 2: yes father i saw the head on my head giving me head lastnight.. mmm :)
the head by rickyrinkle December 30, 2009
The Head of the Round Table
1. a. A scenario in which one assumes an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b. A position of authority in which one's voice or opinion the only option.
2. A position in which one commands the presence of overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
2. A position in which one commands the presence of overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
1.You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.
2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.
2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.
The Head of the Round Table by Maskil March 8, 2012
the head is fed
"...did you just leave from Shay's house?"
"..heh heh..oooooh yeah....and let me tell you...the head is FED!!!"
"..heh heh..oooooh yeah....and let me tell you...the head is FED!!!"
the head is fed by Dubb "D." September 2, 2012
The Head Vampire
A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.
The Head Vampire by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021
the head bob
the head bob by TheKPP July 28, 2003
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