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like "the shit" this phrase describes something amazing and truly spectacular. this is the highest level of complementing and flattery.
Person A: "That movie was the ass!"

Person B: "whats that supposed to mean?"

Person A: "You dont know?" *grimaces and walks away*
Words you can keep
I had the ass after I got hit in the face with a bloody tampon
the ass by thepope April 25, 2004

The ass was fat 

A phrase used in reference to a person with attractive, round buttocks; preferably large ones. Commonly used in reference to such type persons who may also have a less attractive trait in comparison.
Derived from an infamous thread on 4chan where someone desperately pleaded for pornographic pictures, showing Arthur and Sue Ellen from the PBS kids cartoon 'Arthur' having sex. The said person repeatedly used the mentioned phrase to describe Sue Ellen's buttocks.
Damn dude, you see her? Yeah, I know her face is kinda ugly....but the ass was fat.
The ass was fat by Prowlah33 March 22, 2012

The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"
The Ass Phantom by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

The Ass Game 

A game simply played whenever one party uses the word "ass" in conjunction with another adjective and the second party upsets the first party's statement's initial intent by changing the association of the word "ass." Mostly the game is played by relocating the emphasis and hyphen in the sentence.
Person not playing The Ass Game: Check out my sweet-ass bong!
Person playing The Ass Game: That is a pretty sweet ass-bong.
The Ass Game by maysueh January 10, 2009

The Ass- Insults 

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

the ass of a beer 

The name of that last bit of beer at the bottom of your glass or can which, to be blunt, tastes like ass. Applies to typically mass produced lager such as Budweiser, Miller, Coors, Molson, Corona, ect. Human taste buds have lower sensitivity at low temperatures. Carbonation also reduces human taste sensitivity. Lager beer (especially the cheap, mass produced stuff) is normally served very cold and extremely carbonated. When you open a fresh bottle it is very cold and very fizzy, so has very little taste. As it warms up and as it loses its carbonation, the actual real taste of the beer will become more predominate. Mass produced lagers (such as Budweiser, Miller, ect.) are made with the cost of production in mind rather than the quality of ingredients and taste. When allowed to warm up and become less fizzy, the real taste of the product can be tasted, which for these beers is often rather horrible.
Jeff - "Hurry up. Let's go."
Jim - "Give me a minute. I gotta finish the ass of a beer. It tastes disgusting"
Jeff - "If it tastes disgusting then why are you even drinking it?"
Jim - "Because it's still beer, you idiot!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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