the cringe alternative of incel/femcel but for nonbinary people. basically someone who can't get laid because they have joker brain. they probably listen to car seat headrest and radiohead or something.
example: me
person 1: dude how am i still single?
person 2: because you're a whole ass themcel-
A group that is the same as UTTP THDTC but except they like porn and scream "FUCKING SEXY" on anger or a reminder to start liking something. for example the coronavirus (wtf?) and they increase the damn volume on the text to speech to as loud as possible. They also put music on angry message videos or comebacks on youtube or whatever that are straight up difficult to find as they put the music too loud and reverse it unless you have been in the tspl group for a very long time
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.