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That Cat

A hyper aggressive cat of legend. That Cat will bite anyone in its path to world domination
Ahhh That Cat bit me
by shraleson September 29, 2017
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That cat is not dancing

Nice danc-

*stares*
*dies instantly*
Person 1: Yooo look at Ankha pulling out those fresh moves

Person 2: That cat is not dancing bro
Person 1: wtf
by erftghetrj March 17, 2022
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Squish That Cat

Squish that cat
All you need to know
Is to
SQUISH
THAT
CAT
And you just gently squish 'em.
That's not comfortable for the cat
Or, that safe to be honest with you

You can just throw a towel on the cat
And squish 'em with a towel,
Or you can do this scooper upper thing
Football carry just like that
Butt in your hand
And you SQUISH em tight to your body
You know, SQUISH them against your body.

And there we go, we just made friends
With this wonderful lil' cat.
Look at that face
LOOK AT THAT FACE
Squishing is your best friend
When you're dealing with a cat.
You just lean over, squish them nice and tight,
Then again, I'm SQUISHING them into myself
We always squish that cat.
Person 1: Do you prefer to squish that cat with a towel, or by giving them a lil' football carry?
Person 2: I prefer to squish my cat with a towel! How about you?
Person 1: I enjoy giving my cat a lil' football carry.
Person 2: Wow, I love meeting people with different preferences! Thank you for politely joining me in this 100% natural and non-scripted conversation!
Person 1: You're welcome, it was a pleasure analyzing different methods of squishing a cat with you!
by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife March 13, 2023
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Spray that cat

To stop someone or something's bad behavior.
If you want Toby to stop calling you by the by the wrong name, you have to spray that cat.
by Shoefreak October 20, 2014
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i'll kill that cat

i'll kill that cat (or cool bastard)g,g,g,g,g,,
by mc flo September 24, 2006
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trap that cat

a way of getting pussy/securing a hook up
"i trapped her cat last night bro"

"i'm meeting a hook up tonight, totally trapped that cat"
"did you trap that cat last night"
by cat trapper February 28, 2022
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tummy time for that cat

Times 1:00-1:10 PM, 7:00-7:10 PM, and 10:20-10:30 PM. During that time you need to squish your cat’s tummy.
by catsarefat February 28, 2022
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