TAMS

Texas Academy of Math and Science is a program based in Denton, Tx that is comprised of 300+ social retards living in the same building. The program allows for nerds from around Texas to replace two years of high school with college courses. The world of TAMS is a ridiculous misinterpretation of the racial diversity in Texas, over 60% of TAMS is asian. As if this is not enough to separate TAMS from the real world,the program is also crawling with homosexuals, much more than to be considered normal, an eighth of class is openly gay. It seems that the college work-load has become too much strain for some, as the black population at TAMS has been confused to belive they are white, while the indian population seems to look in the mirror and see a brutha staring back. The program is complete with restring and unnecessary rules such as : curfew, visitation hours for the opposition sex, quiet hours to faciliate studying, PDA restrictions (not that it matters with the degree of ugly at TAMS), and other such bullshit...

Hey man what you up to?

I have just graduated from TAMS in which i threw what could have been the two most fun years of my life away to gain a couple more hours of college credit. Now to embark back into the real world which is a complete polar opposite to the ridiculous world i was shielded in during my tenure at TAMS! But at least i will be a millionaire, not that it matters since i don't know what fun is .

next example:

hey man, did you get some play last night?

yeah man! i got some tams pussy!

TAMS pussy? why didn't you just save yourself the trouble and stick your dick in a meat grinder!

by tams effin ter August 04, 2006

TAMS

Texas Asylum for the Mentally Screwed

one of my gal pals, Grace Chung, goes to TAMS suffers from the stench of the mentally screwed ppl every single day

me: "heyy you"
Grace: "SAVE ME FROM THESE RETARDS ARRRRRRRGH"

by Aceplaya December 04, 2005

TAMS

The Texas Academy of Mathematics and Science is a residential program for high school-aged Texas students who are high achievers and interested in mathematics and science. There are no highschool courses taught. Everyone lives in McConnell Hall. The hall has two common rooms, a kitchenette, and rooms. Besides serving as a study area during quiet hours, the Smitty serves as a public room, featuring a ping-pong table, pool table, and a useless foosball table. TAMS has a number of student activities and events, ranging from clubs like Mu Alpha Theta and Junior Engineering Technical Society to performance groups like Academy Players and Dull Roar. Students may also participate in events such as proms, school dances, coffee houses, and an annual talent show. Students at TAMS are encouraged to take the opportunity of conducting research under the guidance of a professor either on or off-campus during the school year as well as the summer. The TAMS Summer Research Scholarship is offered to about 60 students per year to fund these research pursuits. There are also Most Awesome Girlfriend and Boyfriend awards which are awarded to students yearly, the most recent winner for the Boyfriend award was not awarded due to discrepancies in the poll, though Kevin was close, and Sydney won the Girlfriend award. TAMS students are subject to a set of rules, including a curfew, as set by the administration, subject to review by the student-run Judicial Board or the school's administration.

I was at TAMS the other day! They had some pretty interesting people who all played RUA!- random UNT student

by Draco Konban December 06, 2010

TAMS

A prison for smart kids in Denton, TX.

Fuck TAMS.

by TAMSTER111 January 11, 2014

TAMS

"that amuses me slightly"

TAMS is more mild than LOL, which is often used when it is not appropriate.

Captain Awesome: lol is so overused.
alison: terribly
Captain Awesome: Though, I guess it IS easier than saying "That amuses me slightly."
alison: didnt laugh
alison: it just amused me slightly
Captain Awesome: TAMS
Captain Awesome: Bang!
alison: SWWEEET
alison: NEW ONLINE LINGO
Captain Awesome: I'm adding that to Urban Dictionary.

by John Jameson September 04, 2007

TAMS

There's always tomorrow, son.

A response to Yolo when you absolutely don't give a fuck about going somewhere or doing something.

A: DOOD! Tahoe tomorrow? LETS GO!
B: I don't know...

A: YOLO... YO THE FUCK LO!
B: TAMS buddy.

by HyphenEdison January 20, 2012

Tam Tam

What I call my sweet friend Tamara, who I love more than anyone else.

Tam Tam, you're such a babe.

by ILoveU July 06, 2006