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One who is "zonic" is said to be incredibly awesome, often idolized.
Chuck Norris is so zonic.
by John Jameson May 17, 2007

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A noobasaurus is one of two things.

1. an extremely untalented person who isn't aware of his or her lack of talent.

2. a very, very ignorant and/or stupid person
Person 1: "Dude, you've been playing Warcraft III for years now, and you're still a noobasaurus."
noobasaurus: "I AM NOT A NOOBASAURUS! I AM AN INCREDIBLE GAMER AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MAD MAD SKILLS!"
Person 1: "Yeah, that's exactly what's going on. Dumbass."
by John Jameson August 30, 2007

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A synonym for "faggot," but, like that word, "poink" is used loosely and often refers to a dumbass or dickhead.
A - "Why the fuck do you smell so bad?"
B - "Oh, I have a really loose asshole from being butt-fucked so much and I can't keep my farts in."
A - "That's too much fucking information, poink."
by John Jameson February 08, 2008

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A synonym for "faggot," but, like that word, "poink" is used loosely and often refers to a dumbass or dickhead.
A - "Why the fuck do you smell so bad?"
B - "Oh, I have a really loose asshole from being butt-fucked so much and I can't keep my farts in."
A - "That's too much fucking information, poink."
by John Jameson February 09, 2008

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"that amuses me slightly"

TAMS is more mild than LOL, which is often used when it is not appropriate.
Captain Awesome: lol is so overused.
alison: terribly
Captain Awesome: Though, I guess it IS easier than saying "That amuses me slightly."
alison: didnt laugh
alison: it just amused me slightly
Captain Awesome: TAMS
Captain Awesome: Bang!
alison: SWWEEET
alison: NEW ONLINE LINGO
Captain Awesome: I'm adding that to Urban Dictionary.
by John Jameson September 03, 2007

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