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tabler
tabler by Layla_beasty March 18, 2017
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tabler • TableRag3r • Tablero • Tablerone • Co-Tabler • peluche en el tablero • Table Racism • table raise • table rocked • Tabernacle
Tabler
a person who travels the world, searching for the best party destinations, always request the best tables at the venue and is surrounded by the most beautiful people.
~ in general use:
a person who loves to spend money on the best tables in the club in order to create the best memories and enjoys sharing good energy with others.
~ in general use:
a person who loves to spend money on the best tables in the club in order to create the best memories and enjoys sharing good energy with others.
Co-Tabler
a classic millennial generation representative who can’t live without internet and gadgets, loves to travel, a good party every now and then while splitting the costs of a table.
~ in general use:
a person whos mindset is, that spending a fortune on a club table just isn’t worth the money, but chipping in a few bucks and splitting costs with a bunch of like minded rolling stones is.
~ in general use:
a person whos mindset is, that spending a fortune on a club table just isn’t worth the money, but chipping in a few bucks and splitting costs with a bunch of like minded rolling stones is.
avetard coffee table
The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.
I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.
avetard coffee table by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu.
If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu — the American political reality that proves REPRESENTATION MATTERS!!!!
Another version of this saying is “If you don’t have a seat at the table; then you are on the menu.” Meaning: there are a lot of people who are going to get rights, privileges, and tax cuts at the expense of front line workers and people living on the margins.
This is most easily seen in areas where both gerrymandering and redistricting are used to disenfranchise minority voters.
Another area where this is seen is in the backlash against a woman’s right to choose. As of September 9th 2023, the young women coming of age in my family have fewer reproductive and healthcare options than did the generation that crossed into womanhood ahead of them.
Representation Matters and if you don’t have a seat at the table you are on the menu; indeed, if you don’t have a seat at the table you ARE the menu!
Another version of this saying is “If you don’t have a seat at the table; then you are on the menu.” Meaning: there are a lot of people who are going to get rights, privileges, and tax cuts at the expense of front line workers and people living on the margins.
This is most easily seen in areas where both gerrymandering and redistricting are used to disenfranchise minority voters.
Another area where this is seen is in the backlash against a woman’s right to choose. As of September 9th 2023, the young women coming of age in my family have fewer reproductive and healthcare options than did the generation that crossed into womanhood ahead of them.
Representation Matters and if you don’t have a seat at the table you are on the menu; indeed, if you don’t have a seat at the table you ARE the menu!
If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu. by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023
Table Manners
Table Manners by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015
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