T.I.L.G
T.I.L.G by SharkyBoy1994 July 20, 2009
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M.I.M.L.G.I.T
An acronym meaning "Mother I'd Most Likely Give It To" to replace the extremely over-used,played out and vulgar M.I.L.F
Pronounced Mim-el-get
Pronounced Mim-el-get
From the timeless classic "The M.I.M.L.G.I.T Song" written and performed by John Butor and Jerry Hughes
Lyrics:
Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me
(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me
(Chorus)
I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do
(Chorus)
Lyrics:
Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me
(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me
(Chorus)
I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do
(Chorus)
M.I.M.L.G.I.T by Richard Fuckingham May 13, 2011
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i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020
R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L
rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011
T.F.I.G.L.
T.F.I.G.L. by Hey Bitch August 8, 2005
a l i g h t s w i t c h
A meme popularized by the youtuber John Patrick Douglass (JacksFilms) in episode 21 of his hit series ''Yiay''
a l i g h t s w i t c h by Donuffs March 5, 2018
D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F
Angie: Everyone hates me Sherry, it's not fair. People tease me for being ugly and awkward, I just hate my life.
Sherry: D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F.
Sherry: D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F.
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