M.I.M.L.G.I.T

An acronym meaning "Mother I'd Most Likely Give It To" to replace the extremely over-used,played out and vulgar M.I.L.F

Pronounced Mim-el-get

From the timeless classic "The M.I.M.L.G.I.T Song" written and performed by John Butor and Jerry Hughes

Lyrics:

Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me

(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me

(Chorus)

I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do

(Chorus)

by Richard Fuckingham May 13, 2011

S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

Should the day ever come that we are not together you will continue to shine like gold in my memories <3

When Zhongli says S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

by Dumbozos <3 February 11, 2022

T.I.M.T.A.C.M.T.A.L.L.M.T.A.L.B.I.M.Y.M.A.I.A.G.U

This Is More Than A Crush More Than A Like Like More Than A Love Baby I’ma Make You Mine And I Ain’t Giving Up

T.I.M.T.A.C.M.T.A.L.L.M.T.A.L.B.I.M.Y.M.A.I.A.G.U
Is the lyrics to the song ‘Don’t Run Away’ from the movie Let It Shine

by Virtual shy June 22, 2021

I.L.Y.S.M.I.G.T.E

Abbreviation of "I Love You So Much I'm Going To Explode"

Girl: Say something nice to me.
Boy: I.L.Y.S.M.I.G.T.E
Girl: This is why we split up and had an abortion...

by a big horny bush October 29, 2017

i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c

A queen song known as good old fashion lover boy abbreviated in a smaller statement and it

states, "I'd like for you and I to go romancing, say the work your wish is my command..."

Hey

Sup
i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c.

Awwe thank you <3

by Larsbarz69 February 20, 2022

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022