T-o-o-l

A guy, usually with a girlfriend, that goes around behind her back hooking up with others girls because his girlfriend is not putting out the way he wants her to. He usually screws the girls he hooks up with over and leaves them to be with his original girl, telling her lies about how it never happened or how it wont happen again.

"How do you spell that guy Josh's name?" Girl1
"T-o-o-l!" Girl2

by toolsarejerks January 7, 2010

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B.T.O.O.L.

a legendary group of gods that once ruled all of the ancient world. this group of 4 gods were worshipped by the native earthlings due to their "swagga". each god fit a different and unique stereotype: there was a bitch, a douchebag, a tool, and a large guy. each god played their own role in allowing the group to work, as it could only function with all 4 of them. it is said that these gods mated with the 4 most beautiful females on earth to form half god half human babies, or at least the bitch and the douchebag did, as the other 2 most likely reproduced asexually. it is said that the decendants of these gods are romaing the earth today somewhere and have met up to form a new faction of tools under the same name as their ancestors. it is also said to be destined that these 4 will throw the greatest party known to man, which will inevitably lead to the apocolypse. see fiesta loco for more details.

Asshole: What does B.T.O.O.L. even stand for?
B.T.O.O.L.: It stands for we fucked your mother last night.
Asshole: Hey fuck you guys!

Unfortunately, after this exchange of words, asshole was never seen again. He is presumed dead. No one insults B.T.O.O.L.

by B.T.O.O.L. June 24, 2009

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