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J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M 

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with
A guy, usually with a girlfriend, that goes around behind her back hooking up with others girls because his girlfriend is not putting out the way he wants her to. He usually screws the girls he hooks up with over and leaves them to be with his original girl, telling her lies about how it never happened or how it wont happen again.
"How do you spell that guy Josh's name?" Girl1
"T-o-o-l!" Girl2
T-o-o-l by toolsarejerks January 7, 2010

R-O-T-F-L-O-L 

I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L
R-O-T-F-L-O-L by Ryan Fleming October 27, 2006

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

B.T.O.L. 

An acronym standing for Best Time of Life. Used in reference to something awesome that has happened or in satirical reference.
"Time Tebow just sobbed like a baby total BTOL"

or

"Last night was a B.T.O.L. can you believe that happened?"
B.T.O.L. by stmadison December 6, 2009