J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with
by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022
Get the J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M mug.A guy, usually with a girlfriend, that goes around behind her back hooking up with others girls because his girlfriend is not putting out the way he wants her to. He usually screws the girls he hooks up with over and leaves them to be with his original girl, telling her lies about how it never happened or how it wont happen again.
by toolsarejerks January 7, 2010
Get the T-o-o-l mug.by Ryan Fleming October 27, 2006
Get the R-O-T-F-L-O-L mug."Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.
by Jake Opp November 10, 2011
Get the L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. mug.An acronym standing for Best Time of Life. Used in reference to something awesome that has happened or in satirical reference.
"Time Tebow just sobbed like a baby total BTOL"
or
"Last night was a B.T.O.L. can you believe that happened?"
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by stmadison December 6, 2009
Get the B.T.O.L. mug.by JoJo l. October 15, 2010
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