T-LO

Tactical - Log Off

Logging off on Facebook or msn when someone poses a question to you that you can't bare to answer.

Usually occurs when male teens ask out a girl over Facebook, said girl is usually too shocked to answer and then logs off.

Insert {Girl's Friend} - Ah how did your chat with Jeremy go?

Girl - He asked me out on Facebook

{Girl's Friend} - What did you say?

Girl - I T-LO'd him because I need to prolong the chase

by ctyler1012 July 30, 2011

Ain’t no Jimmie on the LO-LO

A word used to assure a friend or companion that their current situation is optimal, despite all possible doubt.

Hey man, don’t worry re-payin’ for me for the movie tickets. Ain’t no Jimmie on the LO-LO!

by FanGurl4EVA January 22, 2020

Pants up, don't loot

This is more realistic slogan than the Black Lies Matter activist movement's "hands up, don't shoot" where at around the same time videos and pictures taken from Ferguson riots show shops looting blacks with sagging pants and underwears visible.

- The "pants up, don't loot" slogan will soon become outdated when they start following their African tradition.

- Their African tradition?

- You know, no pants, no underpants either, just big ostrich plumes sticking out of their ass cracks.

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 22, 2023

Don’t look back in anger.

Don’t look back in anger — A realization that occurs once one is old enough to realize that what you once called some of the worse moments of your life were actually pretty damn awesome.

All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.

And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.

Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…

…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.

And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.

You will.

Don’t look back in anger. There is something worse than a lover who drives you crazy; and that’s having no lover at all. There’s something worse than being catcalled on the street by construction workers; and that being invisible to the people who pass you by. It’s like the man who said: “I used to complain about my missing finger until I met a man who lost his hand.” I used to complain about my yesterdays until I started running out of tomorrows.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 24, 2023

Don't Look Back In Anger

A song by Oasis, what else?

But Don't Look Back In Anger, I heard you say.

by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021

We Don't Love Them Hoes

The great American poet, Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. proclaimed this aforementioned phrase in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-four, which means: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

In other words, exactly what it says on the tin.

Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

Snoop Doggy Dogg: "We don't love them hoes."

Curtis James Jackson III: "Snoop said this in '94; we don't love the hoes."

by RoundenBrown October 10, 2015

We Don't Love These Hoes

A saying frequently tossed around by young adults, meaning that while they may have sex with hoes, they are not foolish enough to fall in love with said hoes, as such is bound to lead to heartbreak sooner or later.

Guy 1: "I think I'm falling in love with La'Dayday man."
Guy 2: "Nigga you dumb as fuck, don't you know we don't love these hoes?"

by midi_visions January 1, 2012