T-lord 

A guy who is the best bloke ever who usually goes by the name troy. If anyone challenged him to a lord challenge (which is competed amoung the finest Lords of the land) he would kill them because he is that much of a lord.

That guy over there is way too much of a lord for me! He must be a T-lord!

T-lord by T-lord May 18, 2011

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football 

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football by Duckbutt November 4, 2005

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you by WonderBlox November 3, 2021