A rather vulgar terminology for the female anatomy, more specifically, the vagina; however, it is also used in the context of makeshift possession (i.e. getting tud).
by Thomas Clarke July 11, 2008
by Coche February 28, 2009
Hello mate. How are you today?
Mate, why dont you remove yourself from the arena you cheesy lump of pigeon tud. You're a fuckin lump of tud. Do you know Evelyn?
Mate, why dont you remove yourself from the arena you cheesy lump of pigeon tud. You're a fuckin lump of tud. Do you know Evelyn?
by Johnny Badman April 25, 2008
An adjective describing anything extremely silly or cute (in a good or approving sense). Doesn't really mean stylish, but is sometimes used in that context. Similar in meaning to mega-cute.
by Instigator December 8, 2003
Noun.
A person of low intelligence and poor decision making skills. Encapsulates a general sense of stupidity, laziness, slowness, and ineptitude. Can also be characterized by a certain degree of cringe.
History of Tud: Created during the start of the COVID-19 pandemic quarantine in CT, USA, after someone panicked during Scrabble and asked “is ‘tud’ a word?”- this term can be used as a guilt and cruelty free replacement for the “R-word” since it refers to ANYONE who exhibits stupidity regardless of ability, gender, sexual orientation, race or creed.
Can also be used in its adjectival form, i.e. Tud move, Tud moment, etc.
A person of low intelligence and poor decision making skills. Encapsulates a general sense of stupidity, laziness, slowness, and ineptitude. Can also be characterized by a certain degree of cringe.
History of Tud: Created during the start of the COVID-19 pandemic quarantine in CT, USA, after someone panicked during Scrabble and asked “is ‘tud’ a word?”- this term can be used as a guilt and cruelty free replacement for the “R-word” since it refers to ANYONE who exhibits stupidity regardless of ability, gender, sexual orientation, race or creed.
Can also be used in its adjectival form, i.e. Tud move, Tud moment, etc.
“She was talking smack about her boss in the email chain without realizing he was CC’d!” “What a Tud!”
Further examples include:
-Responding to a waiter’s “enjoy your meal” with “you too”
-Accidentally saying “love you!” at the end of a business call
-“Bone apple tea,” “chicken see’s her salad,” “wala” instead of voila, etc.
-Logan Paul
-Fyre festival
-Donald Trump musing about whether one’s body can be bathed in UV light or injected with disinfectants to cure coronavirus evokes the absolute essence of Tud.
-The tide pod challenge, and for that matter, anything that might win a Darwin Award
-Gender Reveal parties
Further examples include:
-Responding to a waiter’s “enjoy your meal” with “you too”
-Accidentally saying “love you!” at the end of a business call
-“Bone apple tea,” “chicken see’s her salad,” “wala” instead of voila, etc.
-Logan Paul
-Fyre festival
-Donald Trump musing about whether one’s body can be bathed in UV light or injected with disinfectants to cure coronavirus evokes the absolute essence of Tud.
-The tide pod challenge, and for that matter, anything that might win a Darwin Award
-Gender Reveal parties
by EJD5 July 15, 2020
an object composed of fecal matter entwined with toilet paper that is rolled into small balls and caught in the hair lining the greater butthole region.
by Pewee Herman June 11, 2008
a form of sexual contact where the male cums on the womens face, then laying a brick on her face, with the act of rubbing it together with his ass cheeks once done, spoons it up and they both eat the substance
girl: 'oh you have to try it, John and i did a tud last night'
girl 2: 'woooh i've never tried it peters to scared'
girl 2: 'woooh i've never tried it peters to scared'
by martingellxo July 11, 2011