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Touch your dick, something a girl says when she’s turned on or likes you.
Girl: I want to t u d

Boy: okay
T u d by Yo moms a hoe May 15, 2019
Words you can keep

D.T.U.D. 

Acronym that means "Drink Till U Drop."
Slash has D.T.U.D. tattooed on his arm.
D.T.U.D. by Gluee December 1, 2005
That kid Wayner is nothing less than 100% pure S.T.U.D.!
S.T.U.D. by Rainbow Yarmulke April 1, 2007
She Thinks Using Dildos = the Same
After getting cheated on by another and the last nigga of 2018, Andrea has figured it's now time to make a change in 2019.

After 2 hours of" this is the new me tangent" postings with a bunch of motivational quotes . You know the ones that have the celebrity pic with the quote that isn't even theirs. She decided to find her true new identity

Andrea is no longer female. She has identified herself as a man, now going by the name Big Dree Dree. She think she is a man because she identifies with the other S.T.U.D.S

She Thinks Using Dildos = the Same

No Dree-Dree you are not a man. You are a manly woman who has manly lesbian sex. It's okay to be who you want to be Dree-Dree.

That dream must die Dree-Dree.

Stop only having sex the dark Dree-Dree.

Why do you moan so god damn loud when she sucks the fake dick Dree-Dree.

Stop telling your girlfriend to call you daddy when you have a daughter calling you mommy Dree-Dree.

Your confusing the child Dree-Dree.

It's okay to be a gay Dree-Dree.

I accept you for who you are Dree-Dree.
S.T.U.D.S by Я666iƎ January 12, 2019

s.u.d.t.u.c.t.i.a.m

suck ur dick till u can’t take it any more
i will s.u.d.t.u.c.t.i.a.m

L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M. 

Let me suck ur dick till u stop being mad at me.
Bf:I’m mad at u
Me: L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.

T.U.R.D. 

Acronym for Texting to an Unintended Recipient Dilemma. When you think you are texting one person, but after they respond "???" , you realize that you were on the wrong screen.
Guy 1: I sent out a T.U.R.D. at work today. I'm such a bonehead.

Guy 2: Oh man, that happens to me all the time. What'd you do?

Guy 1: I thought I was sending a text message to my friend complaining about my sucky supervisor. Turns out I wasn't on my friend's conversation screen.

Guy 2: Whose were you on?

Guy 1: My supervisor's! Know anyone who is hiring?
T.U.R.D. by poopflop January 5, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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