Wayner

Wayner is derived from Greek Mythology. He was the god of cool. Whenever fun was needed they would call upon this mighty god to get the party started. Very few are given this name today as it is reserved for one man who is said will rise to power sometime during or after the year 2010. It is said he will bring fun back into the world.

This party sucks!!!
Yes we must call on the party god known only as "Wayner".
Dude this is like the best party ever now it is totally cool!

by DD1979 February 3, 2010

Wayner

Someone who is from or lives in Wayne County (or Jesup), Georgia. Wayners tend to be oddballs and stand out in relation to others from Southeast Georgia. Wayners are weird, but occasionally loveable. The best Wayners are from K'Ville since K'Ville knows how to turn up.

Man, that kid is such a Wayner. He always smells his fork after he scratches his butt with it.

by @ThatGuy101 November 12, 2017

Wayner

An erection during a public event such as a sporting event or a concert.

That guy has a wayner over there

by boner soup sickness November 13, 2011

Wayner

Typically a man named Wayne that acts like a d$&k. He is disappointed by the fact that his name has gone out of style and no longer has the “Wild West” appeal it once did in the 60’s. In an attempt to bring Wayner’s are typically short white guys that wear Teva sandals and Rambo headbands. Wayners want to lead the kazoo parade, not simply be in it.

Don’t be such a Wayner.

by Kadleader May 26, 2018

Wayner-train

term used to describe drunken debauchery that can often lead to arrest or getting slapped

I'm not suprised you got arrested - you were on the wayner-train last night and told that cop to f**k-off!

by wayner-train May 1, 2005

Wayne Valley High School

An old ass high school in wayne New Jersey where the AC is on in the winter and the heater is on in the summer. The freshman get older every year and the juniors park on Nellis because this school spends all its money on the football team and can’t afford another parking lot. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids who think they can pull off durags along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. The school has invested in multiple “juul rooms” where people tend to rudely piss in. Wayne valley is also known for getting drugs from other schools because they are too pussy to get their own.

“Gtfo the juul room”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School

“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid

“Silky babbyyyyyy”

by DubV 69 December 1, 2018

Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.

Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.

by Purple Miku May 27, 2016