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you didn't listen to the album, did ya? 

someone has no idea what the situation is about, but still has the urge to put their oar in.
Niall: “what’s your favorite song of the album?”
Fan: “what a time
Niall: “ you didn't listen to the album, did ya? ”

and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left 

an awesome quote from the true gangsta Jimmy from the town of South Park.
Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening 

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand
Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening 

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.
talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

I don't have to be like the rest of you

Hym "I don't have to be like the rest of you. There is nothing about you that I should have to emulate and your inability to THAT without me isn't insignificant. You having to do it does not need to translate to me not getting the remedy I tried to give to other people. And the substantive parts are worth more than anything you will ever do. It MATTERS that I did this. It MATTERS that you tried to do this to spite me and then I turned out to be right. And not you are trying to make MY success not matter so you can pretend YOUR fuck us doesn't. This isn't ME having psychological problems. It YOU. If you want your fucking lives to matter so much why are you jumping in front of the trolly? Stop trying to prove me wrong about everything I've ever said. I don't care. I'm never going to care. You need to confirm that I was correct about the thing that I actually care about and you need to pay for the work that you used. I'm not lifting a finger, Jordan. I don't need to effort. You can just be a reasonable person. Do what I'm saying the way that I want you to do it. And stop trying to make this a thing. And that's why they are so eager to murder your kids and families. Because you can't just 'not do THIS.' This isn't ever going to be a win for you but it has already killed your kids. At LEAST 2 times. I don't need to come around to you way of thinking. And the only thing you have proven is that you can't parse my way of thinking well enough to assert that you're doing it yourself."

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.