Alec's definitions

Take one

To take part in the recieving of one item.

I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.

by Alec May 14, 2004

<(^^)>

a kirby type smiley were he is hugging

awwwwwwww how cute <(^^)>
or
YOU FUCKING CUNT <(^^)>

note(<(^^)> makes things better)

by Alec February 25, 2005

zell miller

dude who challenged the guy at hard ball to a "duel". Too bad these types of fights are not allowed anymore

zell miller > i challenge you to a duel

by Alec December 21, 2004

dingbatter

A person(usually a yankee) that is out on the water with their shiny new boat or a rented one, but they have no idea what their doing, in fact they dont even know what the bow of the boat is.....and end up pissin other people up

Jeff: Look at that guy, he doesnt even know how to back his boat off the trailer!

Lee: I know man, fuckin dingbatter

by Alec October 10, 2004

Jaws

A Steven Spielberg horror movie about a shark.

by Alec October 24, 2003

Blind Guardian

What can I say? A great Power Metal band liked by great people.

I would argue than Nightfall in Middle Earth is their best album, but again, they all rock. With amazing voal talent by Hansi Kursch, Andre Olbirch on guitars, Marcus Siepen on bass, and Thomas "Thomen" Stauch on percussion, they just kick ass. They originate from Krefeld, Germany.

Curse of Feanor and Bright eyes! WOO!

Alec: Dude, did you see Blind Guardian at Bloodfest?
Kyle: Hell yeah!

by Alec January 20, 2005

teeny bopper

An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...

-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"

Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.

"Break out the frags, guys, it's Teeny Bopper season."

by Alec December 10, 2004