syres

A lame

Syres is a lame

syres by Jigaboi May 7, 2018

Syres

A person who looks strong but sweet on the inside.

A person named Syres is beautiful, kind and shy. His/Her loudness will only come out if they will be closer to you, they love cats.
They're also mysterious and silent about their personal information.

Look! Syres is so pretty today
I love how Syres hugging my jacket that I gave to her.

Syres by Fattih June 4, 2022

Mouth Sores 

What women get from sucking dirty dick. Usually in the form of some herpes of the gum line or cankers.

Tina started getting a bleeding mouth lately. She went on a dick binge and picked up Mouth Sores from a shit load of filthy cock.

Mouth Sores by will bitten February 11, 2017

Skress 

a state of mental or emotional strain or tension resulting from adverse or demanding circumstances.

"he's obviously under a lot of skress"

Skress by Ogvonte July 21, 2017

Sreshtha 

A very sweet and trustworthy girl. She'll always put others ahead of herself no matter what. Generally, quite talented in various aspects. Has great taste in music and movies. She's the type of girl who'll always help each and every fucking person in the world (even if they're strangers) and try to bring a smile on everybody's face. A very concealed human being, doesn't show her emotions very easily. But once you gain her trust, get ready for immense love and care!

Anik is so sweet always. He's an ideal Sreshtha!

Sreshtha by NIK_7 May 23, 2019

stress goggles

when finals sneak up on unwitting college students, libraries, study rooms and coffee shops (wherever they have free wifi to satisfy facebook addiction) start to fill up to the brim with college students with their books and notes, a curious thing occurs.
People around you will suddenly become more and more attractive the closer you get to finals, even when they are stylishly unkempt or reeking of red bull and cigarettes. This anomalous phenomenon can be attributed to many factors; procrastination induced horniness, sudden onset of booksmarts causing a sharp drop in common sense, or all that adderall, caffiene, taurine, nicotine suddenly kicking in at the same time to create a clusterfuck of bad ideas.
This, my educated friends, is stress goggles. Just like its early october counterpart - Beer goggles, stress goggles turn bad ideas into good ideas and gives courage to the truly dimwitted. After fifteen redbulls, two tabs of addy, and a pack of marlboros, the only bad decision is an unmade one.
Upon discovery of symptoms such as lusting after unattractive members of the opposite sex, licking things that normally shouldn't be licked, breaking the three second rule, a good friend must properly restrain to the sufferer, so no one actually gets hurt. Real friends don't let real friends hook up before finals.
Just like beer goggles, the next day can be filled with regret after sleeping off all the uppers.

below is an actual documented conversation:

1. dude i think i'm in love man, i never knew i liked brunettes, but she's really somethin else man
2. ok first of all, that's a dude. take it easy on the redbulls
1. you know what? love knows no boundaries, and gender is a boundary, i say screw society and screw this paper i have to write!
2. dude you've got the stress goggles like the biznitch. calm the fuck down or you'll wake up regrettin it tomorrow.
1. thanks man i knew i could count on you

stress goggles by UCDPWNS December 3, 2010

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest by DL14097 October 11, 2019