Sypress 

Sypress is a nice and chill guy. He’s not afraid to do anything except when it comes to love. He’s always gets rejected by girls but there’s only one girl that wouldn’t reject him. If you meet a guy name Sypress, he’ll treat you nicely and won’t be a dick about things.

Someone: you know sypress

Another person: yes, he was depressed because he got rejected last night
Someone: I like him tho

Sypress by disappointmentsadlife December 14, 2019

turd supressor 

A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.

My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.

turd supressor by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

spress

A (man) that likes Madeleines but reference to gay.

That spress goes to the bakery.

spress by Sparkling Cookie December 28, 2021

supress 

The action of hiding something. Such as feelings or actions.

I don't understand why she supresses her anger, it just makes it worse!

supress by ADAM May 12, 2004

Sepressed 

When you’re depressed and stressed at the same time.

Created by two weird girls: xtaslix and @pineapleblob

“Damn, I have to make an essay due to tomorrow and I haven’t even started yet! I’m so sepressed right now”

Sepressed by Pineappleblob April 8, 2019

spress screening 

The showing of a motion picture for the press on a Monday morning, prior to the movie's official release.

Arnaud went to the spress screening today.
Laura could not believe she missed the spress screening.

spress screening by Book_face June 8, 2010

Supresso Depresso 

Someone who acts/is depressed a lot, you can call someone "supresso depresso" or say they're acting "supresso depresso"

Person 1 "Man, Johnny has been Supresso Depresso ever since he broke up with Kim"

Person 2 "I know right, hopefully he stops soon"

Supresso Depresso by Three_Baby_Ducks February 28, 2019