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syphtillis 

A disease that is transmitted by restaurant employees who fail to wash their hands after using the restroom. This term could also apply to ordinary patrons who fail to wash their hands before returning their tables, possibly contaminating the door, the table, the salt and peppershakers, or other commonly handled surfaces.
Ew! Wash you hands to prevent the spread of syphtillis.
syphtillis by RecreationalPilot February 3, 2015
Related Words

sophsexual

you straight but gay for Sophia diamond the Instagram star
I'm straight but I saw a girl on ig called Sophia diamond and at that moment I new I was sophsexual
sophsexual by sophia.dbfh March 25, 2019

syphilitic moron 

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus
Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.
syphilitic moron by mongrel hoard November 3, 2014

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.
Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

Bong Syphilis 

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.
Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.
Bong Syphilis by Sense21 February 23, 2007
Some guy that plays way to much skate games
Person 1- Did you watch the new Syphrus video?
Person 2- Hell yea. It was really cool when he did no ollies and beat the game
syphrus by Vadderr December 5, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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