A disease that is transmitted by restaurant employees who fail to wash their hands after using the restroom. This term could also apply to ordinary patrons who fail to wash their hands before returning their tables, possibly contaminating the door, the table, the salt and peppershakers, or other commonly handled surfaces.
Ew! Wash you hands to prevent the spread of syphtillis.
Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.
Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as FlyingTurbo Syphilis.
A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.
Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!