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shmumble 

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying
McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.
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Smumpy is a word only used for cool people, it means that a NOUN is bumpy and smooth in the same word. It can also be used as a thought or feeling that means alright and ok. DISCLAIMER Furrys CANNOT use this word!
Ex one: That car ride was smumpy.
Ex two: (noun) looks smumpy.

AGAIN NO FURRYS CAN USE THIS WORD
Smumpy by TikTok @brycefurey February 25, 2020
Often used when regarding something similar to that of ‘stupid’ .However it can be used in many different circumstances and is highly based on the context it’s used in
It’s so shmum that you got banned from PS4
Shmum by Kys.jk December 20, 2020

symmetrical docking 

v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts interlock, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".

May also refer to tribadism
*picture of two girls hugging*

Everyone: "SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!!!!"
symmetrical docking by Ixthedamned September 14, 2008

symmetry 

The key to life. Symmetry makes the world go round.
Death the Kid's sole virtue.
Symmetry is Key. Everything must be aesthetically pleasing. That's why I use the two of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry. When I hold you both I'm completely balanced on the right and left. It isn't perfect because your human forms are so different from each other though. Your hair styles and height for example. Even your boobs are different sizes!

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You're disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot, and reburied! You make me violently ill.

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Sun clouds, I LOVE YOU!!!

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I'm an abomination! I'm filthy and dirty! And unbalanced! Why is there only one set of stripes?! I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!
symmetry by XxSymmetry~is~KeyxX September 11, 2012

shmumbling 

Yelling so loud that you can't understand what they are saying, loud mumbling.
Could you yell any louder, you are shmumbling with fucking nonsense.
shmumbling by HellowIamEth June 7, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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