'smum

'Smum is a term which can be added onto any name or proper noun in order to change that term into an insult. In general use it is added onto a name in order to embaress the recipient.

person a) "Hey, I just had sex with sarah!"
person b) "'smum! LOL!"
person a) Damn your erudite wit!

by troy May 13, 2005

smum

Codeword : Pertaining to Marijuana (Smummy, Smummed, Smumming, Smums...)
Created by Ms. M.C.M.G and Ms. J.M.C

"HEY! You got any SMUM?"

"DUDE....SHE smums..."

"Wanna get SMUMED???!!!"

question: "What are you doing?"

Answer: "Smumming..."

"You done Smummed yourself stupid."

by Another_Schoolyard_Casualty September 2, 2006

smum

Super Massive Ultra Mega

I love you smum loads!

by .Ryan J. February 11, 2006

smum

tricking your opponent/friend into thinking you are calling them, when in actual fact you are calling their mum

You: Sian!
Sian: yeah?
You: SMUM!!!
Sian: :(

by pugzzz August 23, 2006

Isaac'sMum

Great mum, friend, lover. Popular girl who's a friend to many. Sexy too.

Yo, yer wan is a real Isaac'sMum! (sexy!)

by IMX! October 18, 2008

Smumpy

Smumpy is a word only used for cool people, it means that a NOUN is bumpy and smooth in the same word. It can also be used as a thought or feeling that means alright and ok. DISCLAIMER Furrys CANNOT use this word!

Ex one: That car ride was smumpy.
Ex two: (noun) looks smumpy.

AGAIN NO FURRYS CAN USE THIS WORD

by TikTok @brycefurey February 25, 2020

smumb

When a person is quite intelegent but is very dumb in a lot of scenarios.
It is also the defenition of the group swag

Yooo! I am so smumb!
What the fuck is smumb?

by Sweeid January 11, 2021