Sylar'd 

To get the top of one's head removed in a way similar to when Sylar from the show "Heroes" removes his victims' brains by cutting off the top of their heads.

"You see that Heroes episode last night?"
"Yeah, man! Isaac totally got Sylar'd!"

Jimmy was looking the other way when the saw blade jumped off its track. Unfortuneately, Jimmy was Sylar'd.

Sylar'd by Fear The Hobbits May 13, 2007

Sylak’d

Verb: (si-lak-d) The act of making a commitment (to an event, gathering, etc) at least one week before the commitment is scheduled to begin then canceling less than two hours before said commitment is scheduled to start.

Conversational use:
Me: Getting tickets to End Game for opening night in four weeks. Show starts at 6:45pm
Sylak: In!

Fast forward to day of show, 6:30pm
Me: I grabbed us 2 primo seats. Lemme know when you get here.

Sylak: Oh, I’m out.

(I was just Sylak’d)

Sylak’d by Beesyspeecer May 10, 2019

Skylar'd 

to get head stumped by a parent, then proceeding to call the police on them. When police leave, you realize how fucking stupid you are, and now your dad has you by the balls.

to get raped by father after calling police on him. then proceeding to give him blow jobs as an apology.

Dude 1: Dylan go skylar'd in grade 10 by some fisherman.

Dude 2: yah, i've heard. i also heard they mixed their cum after wards, and created some weird incest potion which they drank.

Dylans brother: yah i was totally under the sheets too touching myself. it was sooo fun. i'm gay btw.

Skylar'd by didntuseyourrealnamebitch July 18, 2010

dirty sylar 

The act of when you use your cat for anal practice and then use all of your experience on that one girl at the club.

My bother pulls a Dirty Sylar every day.

dirty sylar by Dirty Ethan October 5, 2021

Solar Douche Darkus

Any most evil, undignified, cruel, perverted, sickening, piece of human pile to exist in our time and space continuum.

Based on Solaras Darkony (2010-2099)

Man 1: Aye, did you fuck Candy last nite?

Man 2: Naw She wouldn't fuck so i raped her in da ass then licked the blood out her asshole

Man 1: Gross dats so Solar Douche Darkus

Solar Douche Darkus by R Crumb March 10, 2010

Skylar Daniel 

Skylar Daniel is the perfect person. She's always going to be there for you no matter what happens. Skylar is a green/blue eyed girl who, last we knew, is 5'2 1/2 but she rounds up to 5'3. Skylar Daniel is a sweetheart. She is the kindest person you will ever meet. She's cool and caring and calm. She's perfect.

"Do you see how perfect that girl is over there?"
"Yeah, that's Skylar Daniel"

Skylar Daniel by William Berkowitz October 7, 2020

national kiss skylar day 

nationial kiss skylar is every odd day. on the even days its national kiss cassidy day.

its october 3rd... its national kiss skylar day

national kiss skylar day by spencerisdumb October 3, 2020