Sworder 

1)One who swords. A man with an uncontrolable urge to swing swords around his head, and if possible kill/ destroy anything in sight.

2)Can be used as an insult for a cheater.

1)Markus the sworder chopped off his buddy's arm.
2)"That F**king sworder banged my girlfriend."

Sworder by Mark Sainz May 13, 2006

sworded 

To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed

"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"

sworded by KHD September 25, 2003

pork sworded 

The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.

"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"

pork sworded by richard piper June 29, 2004

sworker 

contraction of 'social worker'

That's the sworker that bust into my house with the police and stole my kids illegally

sworker by tuppennyblue June 28, 2012

swonderful 

A derivative of "It's wonderful". Used to describe the positive aspects of an item or situation. After usage, breakout into song is obligatory.

Variants: 'swonderful or s'wonderful

"That coffee was pretty 'swonderful."

"That was pretty much the most swonderful movie ever."

*cue music*

swonderful by Fabsqueaker July 1, 2005

sworded 

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

sworded by Misfit September 13, 2003

sworded 

done for. Ruined. Wrecked.

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."

sworded by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005