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Beach Swole 

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.
Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."
Beach Swole by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019

Smollett 

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.
You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.
Smollett by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019

Smollett 

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.
You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.
Smollett by realsomejuan February 21, 2019

Smollett 

Reporting of a false assault, racial or homophobic hate crime.

Ref: JussieSmollet
“That attack was all a hoax. For ratings! Man, dude pulled an ace Smollett.”
Smollett by Ally Ally February 22, 2019
Smollet (noun); an elaborate hoax performed in order to falsely claim the role of a victim.
“he claimed to have been abused, but actually he was just pulling a Smollet.”
Smollet by ZeAlchemist February 19, 2019

Smollett 

A person who lies a lot AND OR A long-term liar
He has lied so long, & so much, about so much stuff; that person is like no-one else since 'Smollett'
'such a hairy Lemon is Smollett'
Smollett by ozelement February 21, 2019