Swoger 

A very cool guy who aspires to be a rapper and is committed to only 1 who is very beautiful person.
Usually surrounds himself with genuine people and can spot people using him.
Usually very calm but when he gets angry all hell gets loose.
Very horny.

"Bruh did you hear what swoger said in his latest track?"
"Yeh bruh,he finna kill the rap industry"

Swoger by CheeseBisquit69 February 19, 2019

swoger 

A swing hogger

Calvin and josie are such swogers.

swoger by bitchswagger6699 April 24, 2015

swoger 

a gay hyperpop artist who enjoys self loathing and constantly searches for his next heartbreak, a man fueled not only by his virginity but by his degeneracy

its giving swoger

swoger by swogiebear May 5, 2024

swogen 

Swogen, or sometimes swogenleg, is the Norwegian word for a limp, but it can also refer to a clubfoot. For whatever reason, the word is now being used in Montgomery County, MD to describe guys who drop their friends for new girlfriends. Apparently, swogen is an insult in Norway, where people who appear weak are looked down upon, and it now refers to the person's character. There is a large Norway population in Montgomery County because of the embassy in Washington D.C. which, presumably, is why the word is so commonly used. Now, the forgotten friends are known as swogenhaters.

Person 1: Dude, where is Person 3?
Person 2: He's with his girlfriend tonight, dude.
Person 1: For real? What a swogen?!

swogen by Horst Wilhelm June 26, 2006

Stogerson 

A ciggetate that is smoked after partaking in alcohol and/or drugs

Sober people: hey, man lets go
smoke a stoge

Fucked up people : my nigga it's time for a stogerson

Stogerson by SmittyBeer November 5, 2013

Swageric 

The art of mastering swag while trying to act normal

Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."

Swageric by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012

Mr. Swigert 

A stupid ass who will never tell you to shut up. He is 70 and still watches porn.

Fuck you Mr. Swigert, you watch porn.

Mr. Swigert by MiniFalcon July 22, 2017