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Swooting 

When you like someone and you are slowly dying inside cause of how hot that person is
Trisha: OMG Tyler is so hot
Me: Yeah I'm totally swooting over him
Swooting by Rogue.is.my.name March 20, 2017
Related Words
Sweet cutie; fine female with a dime for a face, tight jeans, nice booty.
"Dang girl, u a swootie"
that Cannon is way too SyKotik
SyKotik by JackOf13lades March 30, 2009
listening to spotify for hours on end whilst revising
for exam or home work
friend: hey is fred here?

freds mum: no , he was up all night swotifying

friend: oh
swotify by swotify August 29, 2009

SWOTI syndrome 

S omeone's
W rong
O n
T he
I nternet

First coined by XKCD webcomic. This pertains to when you stumble upon someone on the internet whose beliefs and allegations are so wrong, it creates an unstoppable urge to correct them.

This urge can so strong, your earthly concerns (hygiene,eating,sleeping,etc.) are tossed to the side until either the issue is resolved or you just collapse from exhaustion.
*Monday morning*

Boss: Why are you 2 hours late for work? And what that smell?

Employee: SWOTI syndrome, sir. That holocaust denier kept me on the computer the whole weekend. I'm so hungry...
SWOTI syndrome by Bella Dragon February 4, 2009

Roller skoting 

When you're talking to your girlfriend drunk af and you missay roller skating
"Hey babe, after all this coronavirus shizz is done, let's go roller skoting"
"Roller skoting, don't you mean roller skating?"
Roller skoting by Waffliez March 24, 2020