1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a
boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
2. The internet
meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by
South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that
boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that
way, I was dragging my ass across the
carpet all day.