Swixting

when you have a text conversation using only taylor swift lyrics.

"dude I was swixting so much last night I couldn't finish my math hw"

by tylrswft1234 September 24, 2011

Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.

Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.

by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

by Malicho August 22, 2012

shixting

texting on the toilet while shitting

"What were you doing with your phone in the bathroom?"
"Shixting"

by chels313 May 5, 2010

Swifting

Anyone who nonstop spam mentions a girl consistently and/or is consecutively trying to flirt with one or multiple girls.

(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)

John: "Hey baby girl wanna kiss me?💋"
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."

by IYBN March 4, 2018

Swifting

The act or process of appearing to be shocked and overwhelmed at awards shows.

Kristen Wig and Will Farrell were swifting quite dramatically at the Golden Globes.

by wraina January 15, 2013

Switting

The act of sweating profusely while taking a shit

Man I was sliding all over the toilet seat today because I was switting

by Roosker12345 May 31, 2019