Swisting 

sounds cheesy.

... damn teenagers and their swisting.

Swisting by KaKaVegeGurl May 28, 2011

Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.

Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.

Taylor Swifting by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012

P-Swissing 

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.

Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.

P-Swissing by Pelican501 March 9, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

Taylor Swifting by Malicho August 22, 2012

Swifting 

Anyone who nonstop spam mentions a girl consistently and/or is consecutively trying to flirt with one or multiple girls.

(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)

John: "Hey baby girl wanna kiss me?💋"
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."

Swifting by IYBN March 4, 2018

Swissing 

The act of poking one's member (natural or strap on) all over another person's body, including all holes and crevaces, like swiss cheese. Areas not limited to vag, anus, mouth, belly button, boobs, ears, nose, arm pits, back of knees, feet, neck, fat rolls, closed hand, etc.

It was dark in the room, so Zac was swissing his lover Brenda before finding the correct location.

Swissing by PinballAction March 3, 2015

Dick Swishing 

When a female is giving a male a blowjob and the male ejaculates in the females mouth, then the female proceeds to continue the blowjob while using the male's ejaculate as a creamy mouthwash.

"Jessica gave me a mind blowing bj last night and after I was done she started Dick swishing me"

Dick Swishing by Abeck505 March 2, 2017