1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012
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Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.
Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.
by Pelican501 March 9, 2012
Get the P-Swissing mug.The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.
by Malicho August 22, 2012
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(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)
(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)
John: "Hey baby girl wanna kiss me?đź’‹"
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."
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Get the Swissing mug.When a female is giving a male a blowjob and the male ejaculates in the females mouth, then the female proceeds to continue the blowjob while using the male's ejaculate as a creamy mouthwash.
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